Friday, February 13, 2009

Time for some fine art

Below are actual drawings I've found scribbled on the bathroom walls of an automotive factory. Men, upwards of 35 years in age, scrawled these gems out while taking a shit.

Part one of a three-part narrative. Extensive labeling was done, as to avoid confusion. The United States of America, clearly, is shaped like a kidney bean. Geographical errors aside, this is clearly a biting commentary on the nation's current economy. Let us see what happens next...

And now theres a translucent banana with a flag, carrying a set of ankhs across what I can only assume are sine waves. Part 2 of this saga leaves me with even more questions than part 1 did.

Phase 3 of this triptych ties up all loose ends. As with the first piece, there is heavy labeling to clear things up. Mexico, an island, a fucking circular island, was the destination all along. Just what the hell they need a set of ankhs for remains a mystery to me.

This gem was drawn on the side of a toilet paper dispenser, in a stall adjacent to the one housing the above triptych. I believe this is Mr. Potatohead, with full goatee attached, despite the lack of any sort of mouth.

That same toilet paper dispenser had this scratched onto the front. Actually I think it is funny.

A completely different bathroom alltogether is home to these illustrations. I think theres a story here but I can only guess the plot. There was an alligator with a punk hairdoo whos minding his own shit when "Pig Pen" from the Peanuts gang comes by and starts breathing a laser onto his neck. Very postmodern.

Ha ha ha, what the fuck.

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