"Formerly Pizza Hut"
Guess you could say I kind of went overboard with the idea I had for this one. It requires some explanation. So, you remember that Alvin and the Chipmunks cartoon from the 80s? No? Well I sure as hell do for some reason. So, during the intro there was this part in which all 3 chipmunks transform into bikers momentarily. Simon had this helmet that I've never seen anyone ever wear, not even in other cartoons, and that is the helmet you see here. If you still don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, just watch this:
Enjoy it, this is the last time you'll ever see me draw Mario. Drawings of Mario and Mario-related things have oversaturated the internet so much, it honestly makes me...well, not sick, but I kind of make a disgusted look on my face when I think about it.
The end.
I am the king of good taste. Part one of a two-part story.
Heh heh I guess this is drawing NUMBER TWO haaaaaaa ha ha ha. Damn I'm smooth.
This is that History professor again. This time drawn with a bunch of birds. No further explanation needed.
Topping this one off is a series of headshots of Chuck E. Cheese's own "Munch" character, going through an emotional spectrum, I guess. Below that is uh.....oh gosh, I don't even want to explain. That fat old guy that isn't Santa Claus is a security guard where I work. Was a security guard where I work, his fat ass got canned. Anyway....eahhhh figure it out for yourself, kiddies.
This was a history teacher I had. The guy was actually pretty awesome, unfortunately I didn't give 1/32 of a shit about the stuff he was teaching, so I didn't pay much attention/attend class regularly. The term "Wild-Eyed old man" comes to mind. 
A promotional message.
Needless to say, shenanigans ensue for about an hour and a half. As with any movie made about college, the stuffy Dean of Students is the antagonist. So the Dean is all gettin' up on Rodney Dangerfield for being Rodney Dangerfield, so what does Rodney Dangerfield do? ...I foget exactly, myself. But he ruins the Dean's shit somehow. And then this happens, which is why I FUCKING HATE THIS MOVIE:
Part one of a three-part narrative. Extensive labeling was done, as to avoid confusion. The United States of America, clearly, is shaped like a kidney bean. Geographical errors aside, this is clearly a biting commentary on the nation's current economy. Let us see what happens next...
And now theres a translucent banana with a flag, carrying a set of ankhs across what I can only assume are sine waves. Part 2 of this saga leaves me with even more questions than part 1 did.
Phase 3 of this triptych ties up all loose ends. As with the first piece, there is heavy labeling to clear things up. Mexico, an island, a fucking circular island, was the destination all along. Just what the hell they need a set of ankhs for remains a mystery to me.
This gem was drawn on the side of a toilet paper dispenser, in a stall adjacent to the one housing the above triptych. I believe this is Mr. Potatohead, with full goatee attached, despite the lack of any sort of mouth. 
That same toilet paper dispenser had this scratched onto the front. Actually I think it is funny.
A completely different bathroom alltogether is home to these illustrations. I think theres a story here but I can only guess the plot. There was an alligator with a punk hairdoo whos minding his own shit when "Pig Pen" from the Peanuts gang comes by and starts breathing a laser onto his neck. Very postmodern.
Ha ha ha, what the fuck.
I named him Jeffrey. As far as I can tell, he's very lethargic.
And then I thought of some more junk to put here:
The Tourettes Guy, one of my heroes. They say he's dead, but I don't buy it. Not because I think they were liars, but because he can't die. Thats all there is to it, folks.
The Time Traveler. Some of you might not be familiar with who this guy is, but don't worry, it doesn't take long to explain. In fact, I don't have to type anything about it:
